Today we will be doing going on a tour of America IN MEMES!!!
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You're still here? I was kidding.
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You seriously want me to write this insanity? *sigh* Okay here goes nothing.
If you're going to America you'll need to know what to pack.
Here is my list:
Everybody knows America for its unhealthy (and delicious) food so don't forget to bring your stomach!
Laziness is also an important cultural pastime so be sure to bring your lack of a to-do list.
As some of us are self aware we are also the leading producer of no-effort health diets
And as the third biggest country in the world you'll need your selfie stick to forever commemorate the wonders of nature.
But above all don't forget to bring our biggest export:
Now on to the trip itself. Let me tell you about the good old USA.
Whatever you do just don't come in illegally. It's not free to get into the land of the free.
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| Please excuse the language |
We have great healthcare,
And since every redneck in the country owns a gun you're in good hands!
All of our people are highly educated,
Our government is perfect.
And we're always friendly
And don't forget our famous waving fields of grain
Which we appropriately earned.
Isn't America such an awesome place?
TTFN! That's tata for now!
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